The Walnut Coffee Table We’d Put In Our Own Home
“One of us said it bluntly last week. No one was asking for commentary, certainly not from both of us: we bought the wrong walnut coffee table the first time…
“One of us said it bluntly last week. No one was asking for commentary, certainly not from both of us: we bought the wrong walnut coffee table the first time…
One of us cannot walk past a walnut console table without running a hand across it. Proper palm flat on wood, like she’s verifying that it’s still there, still alive.…
Half of us believe a walnut desk is the most mature purchase we’ve ever collectively agreed on. The other half think it’s just a very expensive place to keep a…
Nine out of ten of us would buy another white kitchen island tomorrow if we could. None of us hesitate, we’d throw it straight on the trolley. One of us…
If you walk into someone’’ll instantly think “Wow. This person has it so together.” We all judge each other, and bathrooms are unfairly subjective. I had this revelation a few…
Half of us think a white sideboard is the most trustworthy piece of furniture you can buy, it conceals nothing. The other half think that’s precisely what’s wrong with it,…
We spent ages arguing over whether they should have lights in them. You know, whether it needs bulbs of its own or if that’s just a novelty for people too…
There should have been a proper debate about whether getting a white desk was high design or a white flag because someone arrived at the desk shopping expedition with a…
Look, for years, OK years I kid you not I told people removing the back from a Billy bookcase was basically vandalism. Structural vandalism. To the point where I said…
I spend, on a bad week, approximately eleven minutes staring into my own bedroom and deciding whether it reads “clean hotel” or “empty hospital corridor”. This is not, under most…