White Beds Need More Thought Than People Give Them
I spend, on a bad week, approximately eleven minutes staring into my own bedroom and deciding whether it reads “clean hotel” or “empty hospital corridor”. This is not, under most…
The Colours That Genuinely Work With a Light Brown Carpet
In 2019 I painted my living room a colour I can only describe as the inside of a solicitor’s waiting room. I procrastinated having people over for three weeks staring…
Why I Was Wrong About Have 2 Coffee Tables in Living Rooms For Years
I used to believe the coffee table Police Line Don’t Cross rule. Years spent telling anyone who would listen that two tables was a crime on par with swagged curtains…